My name is Jeff Buscher. I’m a 447 month old boy. I don’t wear a watch, and I’ve never peed in a swimming pool.
Karma: Neutral
Bats/Throws: Right/Right
Special power(s): Superhuman hearing (only used for good)
Residency: usa… Shut up. I didn’t vote for him.
Political stance: One political unit left of center and two units libertarian:
Favorite meal: Breakfast cereal
Favorite toothpaste: Purple. The missus keeps buying green. I don’t like green.
Favorite car: Tesla Roadster
Favorite personality disorder: Asperger’s Syndrome
Favorite song (subject to change without notice): Nickel Creek | Out of the Woods
Favorite can opener type: Manual
Favorite expert regarding matters cryptozoological, hobo matters, food, drink, and cheese (a kind of food): John Hodgman
Favorite Pick-up Line: “I’d like to check you for ticks” -Brad Paisley
Favorite nonviolent civil disobedience leader: Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi
Favorite milkshake flavor: Vanilla or strawberry (tie)
Favorite picture of a cat:
Favorite comedian who died early just to be cool: Bill Hicks (cancer if you were wondering)
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