My name is Jeff Buscher. I’m a 522 month old boy.

Bats/Throws: Right/Right

Karma: Neutral

Special powers: Superhuman hearing (only used for good)

Political stance: One political unit left of center and two units libertarian:


Favorite toothpaste: Purple. The missus keeps buying green. I don’t like green.

Favorite can opener type: Manual

Favorite curved yellow fruit: banana

Favorite nonviolent civil disobedience leader: Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi


Favorite milkshake flavor: Vanilla or strawberry (tie)

Favorite picture of a cat:

wet cat.jpg

Favorite comedian who died early just to be cool: Bill Hicks