My name is Jeff Buscher. I’m a 522 month old boy.
Special powers: Superhuman hearing (only used for good)
Political stance: One political unit left of center and two units libertarian:
Favorite toothpaste: Purple. The missus keeps buying green. I don’t like green.
Favorite can opener type: Manual
Favorite curved yellow fruit: banana
Favorite nonviolent civil disobedience leader: Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi
Favorite milkshake flavor: Vanilla or strawberry (tie)
Favorite picture of a cat:
Favorite comedian who died early just to be cool: Bill Hicks